Tag Archives: Tom Brady

Elastic or Scrunchy?

Jeesh! Really? Time for the scissors.


Bill Gets a Lei.

Every year it takes me about one quarter to remember that the Pro Bowl is enormously boring.  All the stars showed up minus Tom Brady.   It is a really good gig for the players: one week paid for by the NFL in Hawaii, play one flag football game and then take home a brand new SUV and $45,000 in cash.  But for fans it is just boring football game played at half speed.  My silver lining is the picture above.  Bill Belichick in a lei, khaki shorts and a red shirt.   He looks like his mom dressed him.

No way!

Rumors are flying today that free agent Chad Ochocinco could end up wide receiving in New England. I don’t believe it. He is a bigger asshole than Corey Dillon and Randy Moss ever were. Would Bill Belichick want to manage his crap? Would you like to see him in a Patriots uniform? This past season he was horrible. Does he have a comeback in him?  Too many unknowns.   Leave him on the market.

What to do?

What a choice we have Sunday.  We can route for the Jets and let’s face it that is impossible.  I would rather have Vince Wilforks post game jock strap stuck to my head.  What then?  Root for the Steelers?  They are led by a rapist.  By the way where is the outcry from people over Ben Roethlisberger playing?  People wanted Michael Vick drawn and quartered.   I have never seen a stupid facebook post about where are Ben’s rape victims now?   But I do hear about some damn traumatized dog every other day.

So what do you do?  I think I am going to watch some Australian Open and hope for a nip slip.  Oh yeah and Go Packers!

It is what it is and it is over.

We are a greedy fan base and a season with no Superbowl is always disappointing to us.  The Patriots did a lot better than anyone thought they would this season but that is still no comfort.  It is going to be a long off season with a lot of sad departures.  Wes and Julian are still under contract for next year but  they still cleaned out their lockers on Monday.  So sad.  Bye Patriots.


I need a day or two off. Too sad to write about football.

Game Day!

Finally the Jets suck because they are the J-E-T-S! They all suck. Rex Ryan and his boobs suck. LT and his crying suck. Sanchez sucks, the fireman sucks, the entire organization sucks. They can take their trash talk and shove it up their asses. It is game day bitches and the Pats are gonna come at you like a hillbilly from deliverance. I look forward to laughing at LT’s tears.  Game on!