Tag Archives: playoffs

Provoactive? I think Stupid.

I don’t always kettlebell, but when I do, it is directly over my developing fetus’s head.


Denver Bronco, Eric Decker and his pregnant wife Jessie James (not the one who cheated on Sandra Bullock) took some “prov0active” pictures for GQ.  The other ridiculous pictures you can see here.



I need a day or two off. Too sad to write about football.

Game Day!

Finally the Jets suck because they are the J-E-T-S! They all suck. Rex Ryan and his boobs suck. LT and his crying suck. Sanchez sucks, the fireman sucks, the entire organization sucks. They can take their trash talk and shove it up their asses. It is game day bitches and the Pats are gonna come at you like a hillbilly from deliverance. I look forward to laughing at LT’s tears.  Game on!

Why the Jets Suck on Friday.

The Jets suck because Ines Sainz picked them to beat the Patriots. Her statement was as follows:

“They are like a star in the movies.  They win games you truly believe they are going to lose.  I truly believe they have the best chance to win the Super Bowl.  I think Mark Sanchez will do it!”

The blood loss to this girls crotch from her super tight jeans must be affecting the blood flow to her brain. After being sexually harassed by the Jest  she still picks them to win? I am thinking someone is looking for a post game exclusive and a post game Dirty Sanchez.  Yes I am jealous of her perfect ass. I will never be in a pair of jeans like that unless they are made out lycra and that would be frightening to see.

Gotta have something sweet every once in a while

Very Sweet

The Spread

The latest Vegas spread for the Superbowl has the Colts as a 5 point favorite and the total score being 56.5. I think the Colts are going to win by more than that and I think the point total will be hire. It is going to be a gun slinging day.

Pro Bowl Sucks

I love football.  I love it enough to blog about it.  But the Pro Bowl is just bad.  No one really plays, there is no strategy.  What fun is sports if no one cares whether they win or lose?  A family softball game has more heart than the Pro Bowl.  They need to figure out something else to end the season with.  Not that you care but the AFC won 41-34.