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Provoactive? I think Stupid.

I don’t always kettlebell, but when I do, it is directly over my developing fetus’s head.

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Denver Bronco, Eric Decker and his pregnant wife Jessie James (not the one who cheated on Sandra Bullock) took some “prov0active” pictures for GQ.  The other ridiculous pictures you can see here.

Awkward.


Most awkward morning after ever.

Ouch!

That is one crazy assed hit (let it load and skip to 38 seconds the slow-mo is better)!  It almost looks like an Ice Capades move.  You never hear about concussions in the NHL which is very surprising considering things like the video above happen.  That looks as painful as on open field hit and I think I would rather land on grass over ice.

Bill Gets a Lei.

Every year it takes me about one quarter to remember that the Pro Bowl is enormously boring.  All the stars showed up minus Tom Brady.   It is a really good gig for the players: one week paid for by the NFL in Hawaii, play one flag football game and then take home a brand new SUV and $45,000 in cash.  But for fans it is just boring football game played at half speed.  My silver lining is the picture above.  Bill Belichick in a lei, khaki shorts and a red shirt.   He looks like his mom dressed him.

No way!

Rumors are flying today that free agent Chad Ochocinco could end up wide receiving in New England. I don’t believe it. He is a bigger asshole than Corey Dillon and Randy Moss ever were. Would Bill Belichick want to manage his crap? Would you like to see him in a Patriots uniform? This past season he was horrible. Does he have a comeback in him?  Too many unknowns.   Leave him on the market.

It is what it is and it is over.

We are a greedy fan base and a season with no Superbowl is always disappointing to us.  The Patriots did a lot better than anyone thought they would this season but that is still no comfort.  It is going to be a long off season with a lot of sad departures.  Wes and Julian are still under contract for next year but  they still cleaned out their lockers on Monday.  So sad.  Bye Patriots.

Depressed.

I need a day or two off. Too sad to write about football.

Game Day!

Finally the Jets suck because they are the J-E-T-S! They all suck. Rex Ryan and his boobs suck. LT and his crying suck. Sanchez sucks, the fireman sucks, the entire organization sucks. They can take their trash talk and shove it up their asses. It is game day bitches and the Pats are gonna come at you like a hillbilly from deliverance. I look forward to laughing at LT’s tears.  Game on!

Why the Jets Suck on Friday.

The Jets suck because Ines Sainz picked them to beat the Patriots. Her statement was as follows:

“They are like a star in the movies.  They win games you truly believe they are going to lose.  I truly believe they have the best chance to win the Super Bowl.  I think Mark Sanchez will do it!”

The blood loss to this girls crotch from her super tight jeans must be affecting the blood flow to her brain. After being sexually harassed by the Jest  she still picks them to win? I am thinking someone is looking for a post game exclusive and a post game Dirty Sanchez.  Yes I am jealous of her perfect ass. I will never be in a pair of jeans like that unless they are made out lycra and that would be frightening to see.

Really Big Game

Really big game on Sunday.  I am going to try and post something everyday between now and Sunday that illustrates why the Jets suck so bad.

Why the Jets suck on Thursday:  Antonio Cromartie.

Is there a hand shandy happening under that table?

Tom Brady is an assshole?  You have nine kids with eight different women.  You had to have a court tell you to pay child support.  The Jets fronted you $500,000 at the start of the season to pre-pay your child support so court hearings wouldn’t interrupt your season.  When asked what your childrens names were you stumbled to answer.  But Tom Brady is the asshole?  I don’t think the Patriots have had to send any cash to Bridget Moynahan.