Why the Jets Suck on Saturday.

Today is simple the Jets Suck because Rex Ryan is gross.  I imagine the foot fetish comes from the fact that he has not seen his penis in many years making most sex options out of the question.  So he has to go elsewhere for pleasure. Rubbing someones feet is easy on the lumbar a perfect activity for someone of Rex’s stature and cup size.

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2 responses to “Why the Jets Suck on Saturday.

  1. NotYourTargetAudience

    Now she’s dissin’ Ryan’s cup size! Way to go, girl!

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