Dust off those pom-poms it is time for the Patriots to have cheerleader try outs. Check out the bulletted highlights direct from the Patriots website on why being a Pats cheerleader is fabulous. I expanded a little on their original thoughts:
- Model for the Patriots Cheerleaders’ annual swimsuit calendar and receive a very thorough and free bikini wax
- Enjoy possible international travel opportunities along with option to be sold in to cheerleader sex servitude.
- Make public appearances throughout New England cause every girl loves to wear white boy shorts and nylons to a Malden bar in January.
- Create memories that will last a lifetime! But make them quick because the life of a cheerleader ends at 29.
So if you think you have what it takes check out all the full details here.