Cheerleader Try-Outs

Dust off those pom-poms it is time for the Patriots to have cheerleader try outs.  Check out the bulletted highlights direct from the Patriots website on why being a Pats cheerleader is fabulous.  I expanded a little on their original thoughts:

  • Model for the Patriots Cheerleaders’ annual swimsuit calendar and receive a very thorough and free bikini wax
  • Enjoy possible international travel opportunities along with option to be sold in to cheerleader sex servitude.
  • Make public appearances throughout New England cause every girl loves to wear white boy shorts and nylons to a Malden bar in January.
  • Create memories that will last a lifetime!  But make them quick because the life of a cheerleader ends at 29.

So if you think you have what it takes check out all the full details here.

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