Washington Redskins tight end Fred Davis assaulted a woman with a cocktail. Surveillance cameras in the club show Davis approach a woman speak to her then get a drink thrown in his face. Davis walks away only to return moments later and dump a drink over the woman’s head.
Question one: What did he say to get a drink thrown in his face? My best guess: “Could I interest you in a mustache ride followed by perhaps a good stove-piping or a glass bottom boat?”
Question two: Why did he take the time to go get a drink just to come back and dump it over her? I think he must be a baby and an asshole.
Question three: Dumping a drink on someone is assualt?
Question four: Why can’t these guys just get good quiet hookers?
Question five: How many of you googled mustache ride, stove-piping and glass bottom boat?