I do believe I have anxiety

We should be able to go in to this weekend excited for the game on Sunday. The Patriots should be able to obliterate the Bills. They fired their head coach that’s like not wearing panties after midnight at the 50’s pub, you are waiting to be plowed. But I go in to this weekend nervous, unsure if they will win, not at all convinced that they can cover the 7 point spread and just plain not sure if they will win. Where are those damn xanax?

Advertisements

One response to “I do believe I have anxiety

  1. have you experienced not wearing panties at the 50’s pub before? if yes, how was the plow?
    Love you.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s