Every year it takes me about one quarter to remember that the Pro Bowl is enormously boring. All the stars showed up minus Tom Brady. It is a really good gig for the players: one week paid for by the NFL in Hawaii, play one flag football game and then take home a brand new SUV and $45,000 in cash. But for fans it is just boring football game played at half speed. My silver lining is the picture above. Bill Belichick in a lei, khaki shorts and a red shirt. He looks like his mom dressed him.
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Tagged Bill Belichick, new england patriots, nfl, pro bowl, Tom Brady, Wes Welker
Everyday people come to sportsforbitches because they have been searching for Wes Welker’s girlfriend or Wes Welker’s wife. Well here she is. On the left is Welker’s girlfriend, Anna Burns, Miss Hooters International 2005. I do not know who the blond is. Now bookmark this so you don’t have to keep searching everyday. He is taken ladies. So if you want to break them up I suggest getting a job at the Saugus Hooters and get ready for that international pageant. Wes’s interests in ladies seems to lie in the big boob buffalo wing persuasion.
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Tagged anna burns, buffalo wings, hooters, Wes Welker Girlfriend, wes welker. wes welker wife
Rumors are flying today that free agent Chad Ochocinco could end up wide receiving in New England. I don’t believe it. He is a bigger asshole than Corey Dillon and Randy Moss ever were. Would Bill Belichick want to manage his crap? Would you like to see him in a Patriots uniform? This past season he was horrible. Does he have a comeback in him? Too many unknowns. Leave him on the market.
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Tagged Bill Belichick, Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals, new england patriots, nfl, Tom Brady
I caught John Lynch in some pre-game coverage and thought for a good three seconds it was Wes Welker.
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Tagged John Lynch, new england patriots, Wes Welker, Wes Welker Girlfriend
The Jets are disgusting. What 27 year old wipes boogers on someone? I am so happy they lost but so unhappy Pittsburgh and the rapist won. I think I will just drink a lot during the Superbowl and hope the boys in green and yellow win.
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Tagged Ben Roethlisberger, Green Bay Packers, mark sanchez, New York Jets, rex ryan
Is that the tootsie roll? Anthony Adams belly is just asking for a raspberry. I am still going to root for the Packers.
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Tagged Aaron Rodgers, Anthony Adams, Chicago Bears, Green Bay Packers, NFC Championship, Tootsie Roll
What a choice we have Sunday. We can route for the Jets and let’s face it that is impossible. I would rather have Vince Wilforks post game jock strap stuck to my head. What then? Root for the Steelers? They are led by a rapist. By the way where is the outcry from people over Ben Roethlisberger playing? People wanted Michael Vick drawn and quartered. I have never seen a stupid facebook post about where are Ben’s rape victims now? But I do hear about some damn traumatized dog every other day.
So what do you do? I think I am going to watch some Australian Open and hope for a nip slip. Oh yeah and Go Packers!
