Awkward.

Most awkward morning after ever.

Elastic or Scrunchy?

Jeesh! Really? Time for the scissors.

Zambia

Zambia is the lucky recipient of this years wrong Super Bowl t-shirts. Pittsburgh should put Ben Roethlisberger in the boxes heading to Zambia. No need for him here.

Super Bowl?

I am not excited for this game. I would prefer to see Green Bay win because Pittsburgh has Ben Roethlisberger.  A man who does not think much about women. Where has karma been for this douche bag?
As far as rooting for someone I have decided to root for good commercials and good buffalo wings.  Enjoy the game.

 

Fergie and Bob.

That is a funny picture. Bob Kraft and Fergie were snapped together at some Super Bowl crap in Dallas.  He looks super excited.  His mouth is wide open.  He registers a little on my gaydar. Ever see him in the locker room post game? Let’s just say he is a hugger.

This pic is from a the official Patriots Facebook Page. Go friend them.

Wes on VH1

Tune in to VH1 at 9pm (est) tonight to see Wes Welker join some musicians, some models and some other NFL players including the former Patriots Matt Cassel for a broadcast Super Bowl party.  The event is called “VH1’s Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam” the headliners are Duran Duran and Kid Rock.  So what can we exactly expect from Wes during this event?  I am hoping for some good white boy dancing.  Gotta go set my Tivo.

Ouch!

That is one crazy assed hit (let it load and skip to 38 seconds the slow-mo is better)!  It almost looks like an Ice Capades move.  You never hear about concussions in the NHL which is very surprising considering things like the video above happen.  That looks as painful as on open field hit and I think I would rather land on grass over ice.

Bill Gets a Lei.

Every year it takes me about one quarter to remember that the Pro Bowl is enormously boring.  All the stars showed up minus Tom Brady.   It is a really good gig for the players: one week paid for by the NFL in Hawaii, play one flag football game and then take home a brand new SUV and $45,000 in cash.  But for fans it is just boring football game played at half speed.  My silver lining is the picture above.  Bill Belichick in a lei, khaki shorts and a red shirt.   He looks like his mom dressed him.

Giving you what you want.

Everyday people come to sportsforbitches because they have been searching for Wes Welker’s girlfriend or Wes Welker’s wife.  Well here she is.  On the left is Welker’s girlfriend, Anna Burns, Miss Hooters International 2005.  I do not know who the blond is.  Now bookmark this so you don’t have to keep searching everyday.  He is taken ladies.  So if you want to break them up I suggest getting a job at the Saugus Hooters and get ready for that international pageant.  Wes’s interests in ladies seems to lie in the big boob buffalo wing persuasion.

No way!

Rumors are flying today that free agent Chad Ochocinco could end up wide receiving in New England. I don’t believe it. He is a bigger asshole than Corey Dillon and Randy Moss ever were. Would Bill Belichick want to manage his crap? Would you like to see him in a Patriots uniform? This past season he was horrible. Does he have a comeback in him?  Too many unknowns.   Leave him on the market.